fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god April 16, 2016

fuzzy shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards with no regard to their orientation and therefore after drawing cards you must reorient the cards so that they are all upright. This is a concern mainly in trading card games.

Zander: I hope you didn't fuzzy shuffle my cards.

by Pochi November 7, 2011

Fuzzies

The feel of pubic hair against you

Shazza get rid of that stuff, i don’t want fuzzies when we fuck tonight.

Ashley Was glad she booked in for a cunt peeling, she knows her boyfriend hates the fuzzies.

by Jaymcfay July 5, 2018

Fuzzied

When you hit a stationary object in a parking lot or on the street.

Dude you totally FUZZIED that car next to you, You FUZZIED that parking block

by NellieNel July 10, 2025

fuzzy socks

a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.

He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Fuzzy socks

Fuzzy socks are usually what they give people in mental institutions. Instead of calling somebody crazy I coded it as fuzzy socks.

Sister : You keep attracting them crazy girls.

Guy : I don't know why because I'm stable minded. After all the stories I told you, you ain't see me lose my mind yet.

I be tryna stay away from dem fuzzy sock bitches mane. I can't do the crazy girls. Fuzzy socks is for the crazy girls.

by Roadrunner Raph May 30, 2024

Fuzzy Cakes

hairy tits.

lemme see your fuzzy cakes

by eric lmao February 1, 2019