chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

by Fonzki November 28, 2013

Chat Perch

A cyber-high-horse where one can boast, prance, or pontificate in a chat room environment.

Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!

by rogerhamilton September 10, 2009

Chat to loose

When your not going to tell some one something g or give them as little detail as possible

I heard you banged hi. In his face

I’m not gonna chat to loose

by Mr ding it and spin it October 18, 2019

Tommy chat

To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience

That sounds like tommy chat to me

by Jik Baloo August 28, 2018

Clip it chat

Something that’s very cool that happened

When you are a twitch streamer or do something very cool like a half court shot you can say clip it chat

by JORGEDONTSELL March 7, 2022

chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.

I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.

by shadoinkin May 19, 2018

Sexting in the chat

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way

Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.

by Simon Fletcher January 19, 2020