tape stapler

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.

by hootyhooot February 18, 2017

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

Cum Tape

Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.

Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$

You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal

by Four Square January 16, 2024

tape person

A tape person is like double-faced tape: a bit of a hypocrite with two opposite faces to their personality which makes them irritating and sometimes unbearable.

She told you she didn't like her and praised her at dinner last night. She's such a tape person.

by LizzyT99 October 15, 2021

Duct tape sally

Something that is busted to shit
Or barely held together

Man you car is one duct tape sally
The only thing holding it together is spit and good luck

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Duct Tape

To be shit out of luck “To be stuck”
To be rejected

12 pulled That boy over and found drugs on em he “Duct Tape”

by Traum Summerz September 8, 2025