Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat

Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?

by King Brian October 29, 2021

Pat Barham

The best of the eight founding fathers of the Beta Beta chapter of Beta Theta Pi at the University of Mississippi and the subject of praise and glory at every drinking event of the fraternity.

Raise your glasses to Pat Barham!

To Pat Barham!

by BetaGreat1393 December 3, 2010

Pat

Pat is a 88 year old grandpa, he likes chilli and soup.

My grandpa is a Pat

by Mygrandmasaysyeet March 19, 2019

Pat

this kid has a low iq but is low key smart loves to crack jokes and hes asian

Pat is a cat

by Cake Patty yeet yah October 15, 2018

Pat

Pat is my girlfriend’s name, it’s a very pretty name and I like it very much :)

Person 1: hey, is that your girlfriend pat?
Me: yes it is and she is beautiful:)

by Jojo’s Homosexual adventure August 13, 2021

pat moore

when Buddy is so dust at chel that to beat buddy mcbiscit bommer, he must only score cross crease genos.

*scores cross crease goal but forgot to call pat moore*
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•

by dustymcboyobomer31 February 18, 2023

pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana June 4, 2018