by JKScandal April 1, 2015
Get the mexican oyster mug.A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
by Refofel July 7, 2015
Get the Mexican Cat mug.When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018
Get the Mexican Cheese mug.Bartender: “what kind of shot would you like?”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
by All about Thelma September 20, 2019
Get the Sweaty Mexican mug.“How did Grant get aides?”
“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”
“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”
by Willies Bear September 5, 2019
Get the Mexican Snowshoe mug.When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
by Mr. GL April 15, 2017
Get the mexican backrub mug.When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.
by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016
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