mexican suitcase

A large trash bag.

I saw Joanna dragging her mexican suitcase onto the city bus after she shopped at the garage sales across town.

by Celtic26 April 09, 2010

Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.

O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!

by a.wonderhorse June 11, 2010

Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.

Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"

by Mydickis9inch February 19, 2014

mexican budlight

When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.

“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”

by Clee Toris May 25, 2020

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Mexican Gabo

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.

Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.

by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020

Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.

Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.

by Team Ax April 29, 2021