when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025
Get the Holding a loafmug. by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023
Get the Loafmug. Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.
by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023
Get the Bulgarian hog loafmug. A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.
The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
by RicMaroo September 14, 2022
Get the Step Loafmug. Despite common misconceptions, Loaf is one of the greatest human beings you'll find on earth. They're charming, friendly, funny, intelligent and attractive (like your mother). They will always stand by you (unless you call them bread, in which case you're doomed). They'll act annoying but in reality, they're just distracting you and keeping you annoyed at them so you're not annoyed at the world. A true friend and a goddamn beauty to look at. Don't lose a Loaf if you find one, because they're one in a million. Also they're a 10/10
by Amphibaena November 23, 2021
Get the Loafmug. noun
plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"
plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"
by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021
Get the Loafmug. by phoehm November 13, 2016
Get the Loaf Dickmug.