bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008

Freedom Flu

Mainly an American disease but highly transferrable to all people of the world. Used to describe a feeling of not being forced to take a vaccine you know isbuseless.

The whole company is shut down due to freedom flu. They are supposed to be vaccinated by today.

by BigGator October 12, 2021

Flu flamming

Sucking penis in jail for money

Tyrone was caught flu flamming
Tyrone was caught sucking dick in jail

by _trevonte_ December 15, 2018

bird flu

a state of intoxication

Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.

by johnd July 18, 2006

Blue flu

When the female gender (or male) loves a man in uniform, particularly a police officer.

"Omg Jackie, I just came back from this guys house and he's a cop" Jackie says "so you have the blue flu?"

by Thetwofeath March 29, 2015

swine flu

When a non-white person is attracted sexually to white people, opposite of jungle fever

tyrone: man I don't know whats going on all of a sudden i think white girls are cute

malcolm: dawg you got swine flu.

by highflyer08 June 17, 2009

Swine Flu

A term coined in late 2008 by Seattle Hip-Hop producer, S.A.T., and popularized by an affiliated rap group. The term refers to being under surveillance by the police or DEA often relating to the trade of cocaine. The term originates from the source of the virus, swine, or pigs, slang for police. If one's traphouse is "infected" with swine flu, the first course of action suggested is to vaccinate, or in other words, kill the pigs.

Person A: "Ay im tryna cop an elbow"
S.A.T.: "Mayne I got that swine flu, meet me in the CD in 15 and keep it on the low"

by ByThePound September 21, 2009