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Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
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Powerwash My Deck

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*
by Powerwashing April 15, 2019
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Break decking

Break decking is when you break dance on your dick with all of your weight on it till it snaps in half and a girl sucks on the detached part of the dick
No example here for break decking
by Big Dickerson March 20, 2022
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Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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Tap Deck

When a Warlock topdecks a good card using his hero power in Hearthstone.
"...That son of a bich tap-decked Siphon Soul and prevented my lethal! never lucky bullshit"
"!or: "Hahaha Doomguard tap deck easy win
by TheFallenAngle January 11, 2018
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Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.
I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.
by SamDog76 April 30, 2021
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