The man type deal

The man type deal is when you have sex with a male.

Guy 1: Hey you love the man type deal Guy 2: What's that? Guy1:It means you have sex with a man

by FatFuckingNuts October 21, 2018

What's the deal with

you?

What's the deal with you?

by Nintendrew November 16, 2022

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 26, 2025

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025

Deal with people like me

Is that what I should be saying, fat bitch who proves that even the fat cocks have to slum it sometimes?

Hym "You don't deal with people like me. You fuck the fat cocks and then demonize me for you doing that. NO ONE deals with people like me because there ARE no people like me. There is exactly 1 trillionaire on the planet right now."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2025

Schmeal Deal

A collection of pure top notch Schmeals. For the simple price of £3.50 at your local Morrisons

Morrison's got nothin on them Schmeal Deals

by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019