Tarded up

Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.

Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.

by Jack Carter April 22, 2003

i-Tard

Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely.

Person 1: Ryan was such an i-Tard last night!
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump.

by willc333 March 15, 2010

Tard Pants

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.

"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."

by The tard pants definitioner April 13, 2009

tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

Epi-Tard

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.

by konnor83 July 26, 2012

T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.

Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!

by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018

Tard Truck

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.

I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.

by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009