Comments on an advertisement (mostly on instagram) that has absolutely nothing to do with your feed.
by Ohmygoiii January 06, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
I don't...
A trier "I try"
Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"
A trier "I do that."
Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."
Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"
Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"
A trier "I do that."
Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."
Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"
Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
by Hym Iam October 02, 2023
by Basarich June 12, 2019
Hym "I said I was better than you. So much so that all I had to do was type random shit into Urban Dictionary. And I was right because I'm better than you. You STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Justin Roiland STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Todd Phillips STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Now you want me to have to try and fail at something else so you don't have to be worse. Drag me down to your level just because YOU had to try. You're not me."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024