youtuber's syndrome

when a person feels the need to speak to an imaginary audience even if they know no one there. not to be confused with talking to voices, because the person knows no one there

person 1: why do they just talk to the air as they walk away from the conversation
person 2: oh they have youtuber's syndrome

by exodus. c. August 30, 2022

Jask Syndrome

A rare form of brain disease, which 1 in 100 retards will get in their lifetime, where their brain takes the form of a retardagon, thus creating stupidity and lack of logic and common sense in the mind. Most people with this syndrome were dropped on their head as a baby.

" oh my god have you heard that tacus got tested positive jask syndrome?" "I know, I would be devastated if I got jask syndrome too."

by jaskuss June 20, 2020

sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.

John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.

by johnneboy May 13, 2010

Cuckholm Syndrome

Cuckholm Syndrome is a condition which causes men to develop a psychological alliance with their cuckmaster as a survival strategy during cucking. These alliances result from a bond formed between cuckmaster and a cuckold during intimate time together, but they are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims.

Bryan-David developed Cuckholm Syndrome after being subjected to numerous cucking sessions against his will.

by Merriams June 13, 2019

Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

My-Syndrome

Noun

Being affected by another's stupidity. Insensibility, Slowwittedness, Feeble-mindedness, Slowness, Cynical, Alienated

Someone's stupidity leeches onto another person

Q: "Is two plus two really four?"

A: "What you can't add? You got the My-Syndrome..."

by Susan Cohan July 14, 2014