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Pork Sword

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One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.
"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020
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Sword in the wall

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When a penis is through a glory whole you violently grab it so the other participate is unable to pull out of the hole
Dude 1 "dude I kept the sword in the wall for a full minute"
Dude 2 "shit that was you?"
by FagFest March 1, 2020
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Master Sword

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master sword goes ching whoosh wham pow slash
by Dopl May 22, 2020
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

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A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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Sword Collector

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Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.
Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.
by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020
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Sword

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The Swords will be joining us for dinner tonight.
by bruceS06 September 6, 2020
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Sword

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My cumming Sword!
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