trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

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Dirty sword

A very nice generous person that deserves the world

Dirty sword

by Nsisgejsjjssh September 6, 2021

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Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007

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sword huffler

someone that shuffles words and uses spoonerism. waw, He/She/They is such a Sword Huffler, I hate it but I can't control my laugh.

fun fact: the Dutch word is 'Huivelaar'

shall we Pake Banncakes later?? - damn you're such a Sword huffler..

by Flombo September 23, 2022

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