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trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.
Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
by Aegis1 November 11, 2009
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.
Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019
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noobslayer sword

any blade that noobplayer4510 see fit for a practical melee battle, however the noobslayer sword is not use for slaying noobs it is a blade of lower rank use to destroy higher rank players, because of this the higher ranked players/pros often get toxic and report noobplayer4510 of hacking.
by noobplayer May 4, 2022
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cat sword

A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with
Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it
by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee May 10, 2018
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Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.
Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”
by Urmom201 January 16, 2022
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