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daddy parts

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010
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Daddy foam

The stuff that shoots out of your man-hose which will make a daddy out of you.
Then, your father gave me his daddy foam and you were born nine months later.
by Angry Neeson April 30, 2015
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daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.
I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag
by dwayne May 13, 2004
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Hawt daddy

Hawt daddy is a Jamaicanslang” which is used in various ways.
*your friend posted an Instagram picture* you comment hawt daddy (which means their picture is cool)
by Chanii876 November 1, 2018
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daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.
Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 October 28, 2015
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Dust daddy

A homeless man you pick up to have sex with and then drop them back off. In reference to their dusty genitalia
I got bored this weekend so I picked up my dust daddy for a few hours
by Dust papi June 29, 2017
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Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.
The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.
by the big rico July 13, 2019
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