An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.
Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?
Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!
by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018
Get the Stooling Stool mug.When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.
by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018
Get the stool butt mug.When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)
by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018
Get the stoolied mug.An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.
Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.
by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018
Get the Stoolie mug.Did you take out that hot bitch last night and you were to afraid to fuck her . Way to go stoolie you will never get that chance again!
by Banging Head August 6, 2018
Get the Stoolie mug.At first it was used to describe a weird shaped stool, but people started using it as a way of describing someone who is acting up or feeling himself too much
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