Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.
Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009
Get the Steaming Road Twinkiemug. This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.
Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
Get the Aftermath Steam Bathmug. A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob
James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"
by steam_boat_delight May 8, 2011
Get the Steam Boat Delightmug. The act of Finishing (ejaculating) inside a womans rectum, then proceeding to have her push the semen as well as her feces out onto your chest
Man, that chick I brought back from the bar last night let me cum in her ass and then she gave me a Glazed Steaming Cleveland
by Ghettochedo September 27, 2019
Get the Glazed Steaming Clevelandmug. by haterofcrime January 20, 2011
Get the Steaming Dirty Devilmug. Angry girl: MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY, SO GAY HE"S THE GAYEST OF ALL GAYS
You: Hey knock it off i'm not your steam toilet
You: Hey knock it off i'm not your steam toilet
by Kezmantheaxeman February 3, 2010
Get the Steam Toiletmug. A name given to someone who is walking/running and is also vaping at the same time to give a similar appearance to that of a steam train.
by Not a clout, not a bap October 16, 2017
Get the Steam Trainmug.