Chunky squirel

chunky squirel is a pokemon that is chunky he runs around like a fat pig and eats nuts the size of jj's forehead

you just caught chunky squirel

by chunkluke June 14, 2020

Cackin the squirrel

to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed

Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.

by frank josiah April 9, 2010

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

Push a pearl out that squirrel

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.

Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.

by Sexducator August 8, 2012

square rectangle

a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.

ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?

by exxchangee March 13, 2008

squaredogg

a person who is preyed upon by people that do not buy their own ciggarettes.

"hey let me get a squaredogg."

by Gmizzle13 February 16, 2009