Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

SQUEEZE!

When you grab something TOO aggressively

The young nigger didn't SQUEEZE! enough

by Yuffle, November 12, 2023

Squeeze out the tuna

Slang for female masterbation.

Shannon couldn't sleep so she decided to squeeze out the tuna before bed to help her sleep.

by Anevilnoyes March 29, 2023

squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.

Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king

by Travisty51 October 22, 2017

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.

Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box

by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024

Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.

Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit”

by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020