wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Get bread spread on

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.

"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."

by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023

Whore-spread

The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.

"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"

by Stallser November 8, 2011

God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024