Sponer

A sponer is when a dude is wearing a speedo and he has a fucking huge boner
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!

Person 1"LOL did you just see that dude walk past!"

Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"

by Ilivu December 28, 2009

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

spoonemout

Term used when confronted with a cleavage of tempting promise as an encouragement to cleavagee to display their ample busoms in their entirity. Originating from the sound on a Bird's Trifle ad where a large portion of tasty dessert is prised out of a well presented dish.

'My dear you look most becoming in that evening dress, any danger of an impromptu spoonemout?'

by Emnonwodog February 13, 2010

Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011

spoogelicious

A woman so sexy that you would eat her pussy after she fucked some other guy.

Holy shit! Shannon's so spoogelicious I want to clean her like a kitten!

by ricktock December 9, 2008

Spoon Wiener Slapper

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Spoofner

A word that means i feel incredible amounts of love for you right now. Meaning I love you but X100. Its is only to be used when someone does something uber special and you just cannot contain your amounts of love.

ex. oh man. spoofner. thats all i can say.
ex. SPOOFNER <3

by frenchfry(: November 4, 2012