Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

the splash down

When you sit on the toilet and your dick splashes the water.

A man might say he did the splash down to prove he has a big dick.

by Pimpstrich December 16, 2016

splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016

Splashing banana

When you are eating juicy banana in the WC, and you splash it on a guy's face.

Andrew: -Shit, how that guy came out from toilet?
Matthew: -Yeah, he got some banana on his face, I think he got the splashing banana.

by Matkri March 15, 2018

Radnor splash

The most heavenly drink to ever hit man kind, radnor fizz is just a servant to the masterpiece known as radnor fizz. Its delightful flavor and astonishing taste will put a smile on any St. Paul’s (or high schoolers) face

“Radnor fizz is Jesus” 🤓
“But Radnor splash is god” 🐐

by Highschooldefenitionsenglish December 27, 2022

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021

619 splash

A move used by Rey Mestyreo to defeat his opponent by a modified frog splash.

Damn. Rey is going for the 619 splash on Kane!

by Ray Dex March 20, 2017