Soggy Brown

A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

by Wisepervet May 29, 2018

Soggy Oreo

Similar to a Soggy Biscuit, but using an Oreo.
A group of males circle jerk around half of an Oreo with no filling, and the last person to finish puts the top on and eats it.

"my birthday cake was left in the fridge and the Oreos on it went soggy."
'dude that's gross what the fuck? Who would put a Soggy Oreo on a birthday cake?!'

by Banana_loaf January 11, 2020

Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Soggy Hooker

A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.

The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.

by Iollann V July 5, 2019

Soggy Sally

The act of ones mistress's inserting their tounge inside a man's ear.

Yeah I was having a nice night in with the Mrs when she suddenly gave me a soggy Sally

by Tasha's ear biscuits November 29, 2019

soggy

Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.

My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.

by adsfasidufj April 14, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.

Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.

by Eric Ripert January 19, 2013