Sleep sex

1. The act of being conflicted between engaging in sex and sleep. 2. The act of having sex while asleep (but yet still consensual).

Bernard has had a long day at work and is exhausted. He goes to sleep yet wants "affection" from his fine ass women. While asleep he moves her hand over his penis with a movement that says stroke me and then begins to snore. He is sleep sexing again. Girl, my man was sleep sexing again.

by La'Reesha July 18, 2015

Sleep Brain

This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.

Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.

by KatyM February 3, 2008

sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day

Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??

by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009

sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017

Go to sleep

A creepypasta

Jeff the killer: Go to sleep
Me: NO!
Jeff the killer: Okay... :(

by YoutubeDude May 5, 2014

Armor For Sleep

Totally fantastic band!!

love Dream To Make Belive!

Me:Armor For Sleep rock, My Town, woooHOOO!

by Jenny July 17, 2004

sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.

Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".

by CyberJake July 26, 2005