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sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.
Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza
by theanonymousking June 5, 2010
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sleep nut

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut
by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017
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Sleep Brain

This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.
Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.
by KatyM February 3, 2008
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sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??
by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009
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Go to sleep

Jeff the killer: Go to sleep
Me: NO!
Jeff the killer: Okay... :(
by YoutubeDude May 5, 2014
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Armor For Sleep

Totally fantastic band!!

love Dream To Make Belive!
Me:Armor For Sleep rock, My Town, woooHOOO!
by Jenny July 17, 2004
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sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.
Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".
by CyberJake July 26, 2005
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