Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022

simplyditto

an idiot sadly ; artist he has done e-sex , no bitches , B. , mf , he says owo , drew furry gay porn. his mom thought he was gay

simplyditto was a loner, but he kicks ass
I'm like simply im dumb

by RenBeBlossoms March 8, 2022

simpleacnahydrofacialhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliothanatoscopoclaustrohaphephobia

simpleacnahydrofacialhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliothanatoscopoclaustrohaphephobia is a fear of multiple things.

NO STOP I HAVE simpleacnahydrofacialhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliothanatoscopoclaustrohaphephobia

by Jakonn April 22, 2022

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.

*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!

by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

simplesmp

hell

im going to simplesmp

by ddawD September 25, 2022

Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022