oj simpson

The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean

Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok

by Spikesy July 19, 2006

Simmer

To post a status or a comment on facebook or social media websites, which deliberately criticizes people in a subtle way, so that they will inevitably get offended and start blasting you with aggressive replies. You let the comment simmer... cause sometimes during high tide, a well-placed, smart arsed comment can attract a lot of defensive feedback.

Zena wants to let her comments simmer, so she lays the bait by posting "What do women get from plucking their eyebrows out and drawing them in?" or "Some men think they are God's gift to all of womankind."

Other examples: "Why do unemployed women get pregnant to losers?"
"Why do those people not moisturize their skin, they're so ashy!"
"If you don't support my cause, kindly hang yourself."

by Shadia11 December 31, 2013

Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.

Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there

by Cumpman April 20, 2016

ms simpson

Complete bitch

Don't be a ms Simpson

by Anatoliy September 4, 2016

Alicia Simmons

Currently engaged to Mikey Way. Temporary bassist for the band From first to last.
Very goth. Has a hate club and a Myspace.
Resides in new york with fiance and pet cat, bunny

Person 1: ohemgee, Alicia Simmons is engaged to Mikey Way!
person 2: I think I am going to join her hate club, because I want to marry Mikey Way.

by LlamaHead August 13, 2006

jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.

Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde

by Quenetteo October 4, 2005

The Simpsons

A show that is now irrelevent and largely unfunny. It was easily one of the best entertainment diversions of the 90s, but it has experienced since then its very own "das profoundis": it didn't know when to quit.

Simp. sin. ins. are. real. shi-t-e-e-e-e-sung to the tune of the theme music with the Es representing the beginning of the end of the song
"The Simpsons will be right back"

by Shellyden December 11, 2008