Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

by Private Joy May 23, 2007

speed skaters

really wide thighs, the kind tht u hav 2 pop out a ruler 4

"yo look at them legs, they so wide"
"she got them speed skaters"

by Tuckus Miwwa April 16, 2008

Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.

1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.

by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009

sheedy 24

When you fuck a girl in the ass in a public bathroom.

Eh bro, i just pulled a sheedy 24 on that chick at the party last night

by westly_d_lewis October 13, 2010

Speedfap

A speedfap is when you're viewing porn and all of a sudden you get that on-screen warning message to plug in your laptop battery. You gotta finish in time. Beat the clock.

Oh noes battery is at 5%. Time to speedfap!

by clowndicks March 27, 2012

shmeed

different name for weed or marijuana.

jerry get the weed. bro my parents are here call it shmeed

by terry hank November 5, 2020

Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.

When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.

by Goofnut September 4, 2022