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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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Buffalo Shooting

A mass shooting that was live streamed by Payton S. Gendron. It happened at the TOPS Supermarket in Buffalo, New York.
Payton S. Gendron: ima shoot these black people up its gonna be called the buffalo shooting
by Payton S. Gendron March 21, 2024
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Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.
I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.
by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024
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Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025
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a ShooterMcGavin

A brand new, never used insulin syringe or a 10 count bag of them. The one and only difference between a "ShooterMcGavin" and an insulin syringe or 10 count bag of them is; Insulin syringes are for the purpose of administering insulin when a diabetics blood sugar has dropped dangerously low. Any brand new never used insulin syringe turns into a "ShooterMcGavin" once it contains some sort of Schedule I and, or II Narcotic and, or Stimulant solution with the intent of being either injected directly into the blood stream either in the neck, eyeball or that vein in your forehead that pulsates when one gets extremely aggravated. However if the tip of the "ShooterMcGavin" is intentionally broken off so the route at which it's been designated can then be changed to be administered into the rectal cavity known as "boofing" depending on which hemisphere you're in. However when this happens, like a caterpillar going through a metamorphosis to turn into a butterfly. When a "ShooterMcGavin" is altered to be used to boof said illicit substance(s) it has a metamorphosis of its own and it's designated call sign then changes from "ShooterMcGavin" to "Chubs".
Junky 1 says to junky 2: I'd give my left testicle for a ShooterMcGavin right now..

Junky 2 hands Junky 1 his pocket knife. Followed by junky 1 asking junky 2: "What's this for? You know Im waiting on my new id in the mail. Since you insist somebody you, or your family knows will see you at the pharmacy making a medical purchase. At which point, pharmacy staff won't be able to resist risking their job to gossip with a fat ginger woman with upper lip hair more prominent than any mustache I could ever hope to grow that you call "mom" about a 3 dollar purchase you just made.. On camera, so there's an audio visual record of your rights being violated. But who could blame that pharmacy tech or pharmacist? Shit I'd have thrown 4 years of higher learning down the drain as it held hands with my career and retirement plan too just to squeak your scary ass out to one of your fat ugly family members. We get it, you just can't even take the risk, the nothing you have going on is too much to risk. Yup, there's no denying were better off treating are bodies like pin cushions. At this point I could pull something sharper than what we've currently got from a public men's restroom, sharps box.."

Junky 2's lip quivers as he sniffles when he should wipe his damn nose and pulls out a brand new unopened bag of insulin syringes and says sadly with a shakey, crackling voice: "I received a diagnosis of type one diabetes yesterday at my doctor's appointment. "
by JunkboxHero April 25, 2025
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mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed
Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.
by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025
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School shooting

BUT HE DEPLOYED THE MILITARY! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARED THE BAD GUYS INTO NOT DOING A CRIME! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Hym "Yeah, nothing is going to change because you refuse to look at the actual causes. I'll reserve my judgement on the school shooting until you actually report on the ACTUAL impetus behind the act. We'll see. Maybe it's ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA. Who knows!? They refuse to investigate and or corroborate my thing."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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