Coin of Shame

The small round wet patch near the crotch of (usually light-coloured) trousers caused by not shaking your cock enough at the end of a piss.

Rich has got a coin of shame in those tight trousers again!

by MrDaveth March 21, 2022

shame jam

(noun) A song that you're ashamed to admit you enjoy.

Willow: wait, I didn't know you liked Gorillaz
Jove: I never tell people. It's definitely a shame jam. They've just got a weird fanbase that I don't wanna be associated with.

by jokedemon May 29, 2018

up shame

V. the combination of shaming and up selling. Up shaming happens when you are pressured by a retailer to make a purchase greater than you need, want or perhaps can afford because it is offered at a perceived discounted rate only slightly higher than the size you initially planned to purchase.

I got up shamed at the local drugstore when the soda jerk convinced me to buy the bigger sized drink for only ten cents more.

by Slamb Doctor June 6, 2017

Stranger Shame

When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public

She felt stranger shame as she bought two 2lb bags of Swedish Fish at the Walgreens.

by evilmissyann July 17, 2017

path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.

"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."

by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014

Stickage of Shame

Toilet paper or tissue that gets stuck to your dick after cumming.

Ah man, my dick is covered in stickage of shame.

by Sunioncarrot11 January 22, 2014

Shame donut

A donut you leave in the bag while breaking off pieces and sneaking them into your mouth.

I had an egg white flatbread and coffee followed by a chocolate-glazed shame donut.

by rdy2rkx October 2, 2016