Sandy sealion

When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place

Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*

Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion

by c-h-r-i-s-6-9 June 30, 2016

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

sealed without a kiss

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

by A. Definer January 1, 2012

sealnanigans

shenanigans that are made by an idiotic seal

That seal is into some sealnanigans again

by Da Seal July 10, 2021

sealab 2021

Show on Adult Swim taken from the early 1970's cartoon sealab 2020. Basically they have been on this research station for a year and many have gone crazy.

Hesh: "Dam, where'd you get those sweet pipes!"

by Dustin April 5, 2005