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Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
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1-10 Scale

1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.

1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.

2-Monster

3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.

4-Just plain ugly

5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way

5 1/2-So close to getting past average

6-Cute, they don't make you horny.

7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.

8-Hot

9-Sexy

10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
Trey: What is Linda on a 1-10 scale?

Aaron: Eww, she's a 2.
by tamtam27 October 23, 2010
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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The Mark Yetter Scale

Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.
Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?
by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021
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American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.
by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023
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shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time
by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016
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push-pop scale

a unit of measurement used when comparing dick sizes
guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended

guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
by qwerty224 January 18, 2022
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