An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
Get the Hotness Scale 2.0mug. 1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
by tamtam27 October 23, 2010
Get the 1-10 Scalemug. by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019
Get the Dummy spitting scalemug. The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.
by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023
Get the American Awesomeness Scalemug. This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
Get the Kamina_Crayman straightness scalemug. Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.
by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021
Get the The Mark Yetter Scalemug. A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.
Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.
by SavageHeart December 21, 2016
Get the Reek-ter Scalemug.