Sameer is a f*cking sexy ass mother effing beast in bed. He is so good with his thick pe*is holy sh*t...
Sameer likes to eat you out after dates.
Sameer likes to eat you out after dates.
by Eternal12344 January 1, 2021
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by randomonlineman March 27, 2021
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by EYer July 27, 2007
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1. To engage in an MSN Messenger conversation with a greeting, and then never typing another word.
1. To engage in an MSN Messenger conversation with a greeting, and then never typing another word.
1. "Shit! I just got Samer'd"
ex.
Samer says:
Hey man what's up
Simon says:
Nothing new Samer, what's up with you?
Simon says:
You there man?
Simon says:
K, peace.
ex.
Samer says:
Hey man what's up
Simon says:
Nothing new Samer, what's up with you?
Simon says:
You there man?
Simon says:
K, peace.
by Simon Lee March 19, 2005
Get the samer mug.a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.
Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
by kjdhfs April 24, 2011
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Those who have mastered this are very shallow, show little courtesy and respect towards others and usually have very few genuine friends, if any at all.
Those who have mastered this are very shallow, show little courtesy and respect towards others and usually have very few genuine friends, if any at all.
We all went for a meal and he plotted an incoming call, just before it was time to pay, he did a 'sameja' on us !
I'm going to pull a 'sameja' on him by smoking his fags and leaving mine in the car !
I'm going to pull a 'sameja' on him by smoking his fags and leaving mine in the car !
by Bol Singh December 14, 2008
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