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Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.
Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.
Retard Ballet by B-Lister November 15, 2010

Retard Ball 

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball
Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
Retard Ball by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

Retarazard 

Look at John's final form a Retarazard!
An idiot who can't keep anything they've rented in good condition. They suck at borrowing stuff.
I handed that guy my CD for a few weeks and he returned it split in half, what a rentard!
Rentard by Wspycrs August 6, 2018
someone who is really cool and an awesome person who has great ideas
why are you being such a retard?
because i am awesome.
retard by urbanlegend3232 January 27, 2019

Retard Rumble 

A large brawl consisting of people with special needs. Winner takes all, fight to the death.
Hey Johnny, got any plans for tonight?
Yeah, I'm going to watch the Retard Rumble at the children's Hospital.
Retard Rumble by Rustic Undies February 27, 2020