A: I got grounded last night for coming home late.
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
by Queb3741 August 2, 2009
Get the Jag Racingmug. Not for ethnic fights like: (All Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter)
Human lives matter, FOH!!!!!!
Let's respect each other for being human though. The only race there is the human race. Racists don't mean shit and are an Earth disgrace.
Human lives matter, FOH!!!!!!
Let's respect each other for being human though. The only race there is the human race. Racists don't mean shit and are an Earth disgrace.
by Legal Gang$ta May 16, 2019
Get the Race Neutralmug. Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.
"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."
"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"
"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"
by Vet Student December 19, 2011
Get the Nut Racemug. Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.
Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.
Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!
... I love this sport.
Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.
Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!
... I love this sport.
by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018
Get the Ski racingmug. Sexual role play between black and white men in which all political correctness (especially verbal) is abandoned in favor of sexual pleasure and fullfillment.
Racist Chic
Racist Chic
by jamaica55 July 18, 2009
Get the Race Playmug. Tom: hey that kids been rapping for years
Gavin: yeh but he's english and caucasian, who does he think he is? the race confused guy.
Gavin: yeh but he's english and caucasian, who does he think he is? the race confused guy.
by chillido March 19, 2007
Get the race confusedmug. boxers with skid marks through them
Branden: have you seen my racing boxers?
Ray and Chris: what are those?
Branden: My boxers that have all the skid marks in them!
Ex: Branden sharts all the time in his racing boxers!
Ray and Chris: what are those?
Branden: My boxers that have all the skid marks in them!
Ex: Branden sharts all the time in his racing boxers!
by Ray and Chris September 30, 2006
Get the racing boxersmug.