ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 March 5, 2016

Prune Popping

The act of taking a man's anal virginity.

Chase just came out of the closet and is looking for a good prune popping!

by Kirklovski October 1, 2016

pill-popping trainwreck

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Anna Nicole Smith
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person

even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

by Sexydimma October 23, 2016

head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.

Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.

by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

Cyber pumping

The anticipation built up between two individuals who are engaging in consistent sexual Direct Messaging (DM) before they meet in person.

John and Tiffany were cyber pumping so much before their first date, they couldn’t even make it through dinner without touching each other.

by DFilly and SHenson January 22, 2018

gumbie pumping

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.

"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"

by Frederdick July 7, 2018