A human female, aged 12-16, whose future thot-hood is as imminent as the entropic decay of the universe. Typically found excreting the word "savage" from their poorly-lipsticked mouths. Certain sub-species can be found dabbing on haters.
"When ISIS finally drops a tactical nuke on Jake Paul's house, the city will be littered with pre-thot bone dust."
by Interopology December 14, 2017
Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
by deeezznuts May 18, 2011
Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"
by TheRealAndrewconda May 02, 2018
The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.
by MF1212 August 07, 2017
One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.
"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."
by UnicornButtSex November 21, 2015
Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.
When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022
by Frank Quintero November 07, 2015