Porn king

adj, noun a term to describe someone who has an unbelievable amount of porno and knowlegde of porno

"Chris has like over 100 porno dvds, he is like the porn king around here."

by Jared Maggard August 13, 2006

porn starfish

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013

non-porn

way of referring to movie

"what are you doing tonight?"
"gonna watch a non-porn and grab a burger, you?"

by Malini December 9, 2008

Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

by Tidytalker September 23, 2015

porn bot

Automated program that posts links to pornographics web sites in chat rooms

"I hate this stupid drive-by porn bussiness"
"I have all porn bots on iggy"

by Anonymous November 5, 2002

wiki to porn

The game by which one chooses a random page on www.wikipedia.org and attempts to reach the article on pornography through as few clicks as possible. See also wikichain, wikisurfing

Hey Frank, I'm going to wiki to porn from "Guitar", bet I can get there in 9 or less.

by Fred Gher January 2, 2009

christmas porn

porn with a yuletide theme is christmas porn

Christmas Porn , You know the drill:

Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.

Santa emptying his sack for twins.

Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.

by linton gillespie April 26, 2006