Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).

"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."

by Crazylson September 30, 2009

poon fairy

A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.

Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.

by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014

Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ

It wont go in...best call Dr Poon

by Dr Poon April 28, 2012

Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.

After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.

by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023

Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

poon muffin

poon muffin cameltoe

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.

by pdub253 December 24, 2008