Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 30, 2011
by Bohndo March 14, 2015
Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 15, 2010
Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.
by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014
The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."
"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 29, 2009
by Dr Poon February 21, 2012
verb, informal
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.
(past tense)
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"
(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"
(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"
(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"
(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."
by DatBoiAJ October 06, 2016