Bill The Pony 

The ultimate character in crack head lord of the rings monopoly, and every thing else.

Bill the pony just kicked frodo's little gay ass while he was on k-ball in the k-hole.

Here we see bill the pony breaking up the affair between aragorn and brego.

Bill The Pony by Dark Snow Films August 13, 2006

Dog and Pony Show

A term used to describe a more useless than tits-on-a-bull project that your useless fuck of an employer has you working on. And when it blows up in their face, they are asking why you didn't work hard enough.

Henry had me working in his shop for customers who only come in for samples and nothing else. That numbnut is running a real dog and pony show.

Dog and Pony Show by straightpoolken September 18, 2004

pony rider 

Not man enough to ride a horse.

Implies weakness or homosexuality.

You sound like a pony rider with that little voice of yours

Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?

pony rider by Ed G March 8, 2008

Pony plug 

Shoving a horse dildo up your anus

Last night I shoved a pony plug up my ass

Pony plug by GeneralxLegend May 19, 2016

Go on Shanks' Pony 

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.

When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.

Go on Shanks' Pony by epynephrin January 6, 2005

Pony 

Related to someone's amount of being whipped while in a relationship or just by someone that they're sleeping with. When you only want farmer Joe's carrot and no one elses.

Worst type: Circus Pony

"Jesus Shannon you are such a pony"

Pony by Notapony April 10, 2008

Pony 

Another word for cigarette. Used when you don't want someone to know that you smoke. Usually around kids or your parents. Simply say the word "pony" when you want one and others will follow.

I could really use a pony.

Is it pony time?

Lets have a pony?

Pony by GrChRo April 27, 2011