Porking

When two very fat people have intercourse!

"Hey, honey...You feel like porking tonight?"

by Alex1107 March 5, 2018

packing up early

a ticket to board a 500 hour lecture with your teacher.a pass to hell. a ticket to die.

me packs up without being told
teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???

by idkyimhere February 17, 2019

Packing

Packing is a series of non-offensive jokes that should be taken lightly; packing is usually a mutual agreement between two parties to have friendly battle of banter to test their wits.

"Boy yo u look like a double dipped chocolate chipped Slim Jim with 4 stomachs , 3 bald fades, 2 partridges and a pear tree !"
"You're a walking glitch! Every time your dad asks you to pass the sriracha sauce at dinner, you be like ok d-d-d-d-dad."
"Haha! You smell so bad that when you walk in class to take your finals and your teacher immediately pulls out the spray."
"Bro, that was a good one!!"

I love packing on discord! It's so fun being able to joke around with my friends.

When I pack it brings me closer to my friends because we can come up with some silly stuff!

by dona#0001 February 15, 2021

proper porking

the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin

Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.

by slut dog October 24, 2007

Fury Pecking

When one is engaged in heated debate/argument online and seems to forget how to type properly, and so they hunt and peck in a furious manner, usually as fast as they can see the keys.

person 1: "How was the talk with your girlfriend last night?"

person 2: "Not good bro, she had me fury pecking"

by random addition March 14, 2008

Hybrid Picking

1.A technique used on the guitar which combines the use of the pick and also the fingers (2nd and 3rd.)Often used by country guitarists.

2. A technique used on the guitar that if played high enough is great for scaring your neighbor's pets.

'Woah, Jerry's cat looks freaked out'

'Ah, tell him I said sorry, It's probably because I've been practicing my hybrid picking again.'

by ChucklesMginty August 17, 2008

Head pecking

The less than subtle attemp to seduce someone by displaying strong animal tendencies.

In a classic exaple of head pecking one might say "you have no idea how bad I wanna peck your head right now!"

by Sqymcsqkrsn January 15, 2013