pineapple

A word that has become synonymous with being cute, It was derived as means of taking all the positive connotations that come with the word cute and abandon its sarcastic and demeaning undertones.

person A: Hey i saw what you did earlier today, that was really pineapple.

person B: Oh im so glad you said pineapple, for a second there i thought you were being sarcastic.

by kathemsaher365 December 31, 2011

Pineapple Juice

The white liquid that is violently squirted out of the erect penis. If this liquid finds it's way into the female vagina (through sexual intercourse)it can fertilise the egg and produce a baby.

(Julie and Matt are in the '69' sex position. this means that she has her lips tightly consealed round his penis, and he is 'licking her out', or sticking his tongue into her pussy)
Julie - Uh, Oh God this feels nice
Matt - On no, i think i feel some pineapple juice coming!
Julie (gurgling) - Shit, shall i swallow it?

by moremoremorejustlikethat March 18, 2006

Pineapples

A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!

Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.

by Socialist Drummer October 10, 2012

Argentinian pinecone

A sexual night in heaven that involved 9 midgets covered in thousand island dressing.

My wife was not pleased when she came home early from work and realized i was enjoying an argentinian pinecone.

by blackmidgetwasbiggerdownthere December 14, 2010

pinecrest 900

A sexual position that changes every time you describe it. It must always include a food, a form of transportation, and a volunteer. you may also add other items to the mix. suggestions for other items include gardening equipment, office supplies, etc.

for good delivery, say it really fast.

"And now, for a demonstration of the pinecrest 900, I need a phone book, a school bus, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a pencil sharpener, and a volunteer"

OR

"I need an avacado, 49 feet of garden hose, a bag of fertilizer, a stapler, and a volunteer"

by thenattyboy January 7, 2008

pineapple moment

when a brunette makes a comment that normally would be referred to as a "blonde moment"; dumb statement
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)

A: "That was really dumb."
B: "Yeah, sorry. Blonde moment."
A: "You're not blonde. You mean, pineapple moment."
B: "What?"
A: "Nevermind."

by pineapplesteve December 24, 2009

Pineapple boy

Someone who hails from Hawaii .

God damn it those pineapple boys really decrease property values.

by Gring0star May 26, 2014