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Philadelphia

A city that is home to the Eagles football team, which this coming Superbowl, is going to smash the fucking Patriots. Philadelphia is also three and a half times larger than Boston, and has a much better skyline.
Those stupid Bostonians with their New England Patriots; they never learn.
by Actually a Colts Fan February 5, 2005
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Phil Baroni

A Phil Baroni is a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men, this is why it can also be called "Ther New York Bad Ass"
My friend said his mother got Phil Baroni'd last night but i told him that a Phil Baroni is only a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men
by CatButtToucher January 14, 2010
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Philadelphia Eagles

A team that drafts a 🗑 Quarterback even know they have one.
Me: Dude, the Philadelphia Eagles are fucking dumb
by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020
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Phil Putzer

A person overflowing with good looks, charm, and pure awesomeness
Ted Mosby "Wow Barney Stinson is such a Phil Putzer!"
by smilemegee February 5, 2010
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Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
by RedDan69 April 22, 2011
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Phil

Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls.

Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.

Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.
John "Yo that kids got a big dick"

Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"
by Marissa Mc. December 17, 2009
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philanthropist

Person who has nothing better to do with his/her money so he/she figures that it would be more useful for his/her reputation to give it away to society all the while making it seem as if he/she is unintentionally a good person.
Rich-ass bitch: hmm im rich what should I do? I already have a mansion with 23555 rooms and 6 pools and 345 cars. And my garbage disposal broke from all the money i tried to get rid of, what should i do with it now? Oh i know! I know! I'll pretend to be a good person and give it away! Hmm isnt it called being a philanthropist? (looks at himself in miror) what would the world do without me?
by nvrtell June 26, 2006
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