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Man period 

n. When a man has all the syndrom's of a P.M.S.
Man, my teacher was having a major man period today when I didn't hand in my homework.
Man period by Alecandro12 March 28, 2011
The single biggest cockblock in the world.
Guy 1:"I couldn't get any from my gf last night, man."
Guy 2:"That blows, why not?"
Guy 1:"She was on her period."
Guy 2:"Bummer brah."
period by Jonesin' November 20, 2007

man period 

Males seem to have a "period" as like females.
None of the bleeding syndormes but the mood swings and high level of irriation.

man period symtoms
-Yelling,shouting constantly
-storming off in a mad /anger mannor
-making others feel guilty
-seeming to think that their always right
-savere mood swings
-irritated more than usual
-non willing to addmit they did something wrong
-lazyness
-more than the usual food consumption
-more emotional intake
man period by group_of_fariys June 16, 2009

period panties

Noun: Some what ratty underwear, panties, Girls, bitch, wear when having their menstrual cycle, period, so they don’t spoil their good undies. Typically these panties are heavily crotch stained due to leakage of tampons and/or pads, rags,. Most likely the family dog loves to chew the crotch of these panties, crotch rot
I'm on the rag so I'm waring my period panties.
Its that time of the month again, I'm wearing my P.P's
period panties by chris56M December 16, 2005
The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)
I am on my period
Period by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

Period Bitch 

If you say Period Bitch you a hoe periodt
“TELL EM WHAT?!”
PERIOD BITCH PERIOD!”