Pencil

A thing you wright with.

Omg girl:“ omg like omg like can omg I omg use your omg pencil?”
Jimmy:“Sure.”

Jimmy:*wright omg on it”

Jimmy again: “Here omg girl”
Omg girl:“AHH OMG THANK YOU”

by P1loxx April 4, 2022

Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

pencil

a type of writing untensil use on paper, Also used for the butt

a pencil is very good at writing on my paper.

by pe-n-cil April 28, 2022

Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents

Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn

by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022

#2 Pencil

A gay man's dick.

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.

by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011

Pencil

Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.

Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."

by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018