A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.
“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025
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Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
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MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
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Get the Scammers and parasites mug.The application of Critical Theory to parascience—fields and phenomena that exist alongside conventional science, often dismissed or marginalized—examining how the boundary between science and parascience is drawn and what interests it serves. Critical Theory of Parascience asks: Why are some phenomena considered parascientific rather than scientific? Who decides? How might parascience include legitimate knowledge that doesn't fit current paradigms? It doesn't defend every parascientific claim but insists that the boundary is political, not natural. Understanding parascience requires understanding the politics of scientific boundaries.
"They dismiss meditation research as parascience. Critical Theory of Parascience asks: parascience by whose standards? What if the phenomena are real but don't fit current methods? The boundary between science and parascience shifts over time—what's parascience today may be science tomorrow. Critical theory insists on asking who draws the line, and whether it serves understanding or exclusion."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 4, 2026
Get the Critical Theory of Parascience mug.Formless energy feeding entity that clings on to host. Backstory: Beyond the reaches of light exists the vast darkness of space, within that darkness exists ancient beings whom have long lost their connection to source. Starved, these entities search out their victims across space and time and prey on those whom not yet fully realized their divinity within. These parasites possess the ability to make their hosts experience delusions and manifestations of fear. As the host experiences the negative perception unknowingly influenced by this toxic attachment, the parasite then feeds on the emotional output/fear of the host to sustain its own existence. Darkness only thrives when the light forgets itself. The beings are widely well known but are greatly misunderstood and misinterpreted. Many refer to these experiences as “bad trips”, delulus, demons, parasites, negative outlook, possession. Common side effects (not all listed) can be seen as change in identity(negative), depression, chronic constipation, addiction, anger, resentment, hyper sexuality, identity oriented around sexuality, multiple personalities, resistance towards positive change, romanticization of pain,
To shed/get rid of these inter-dimensional parasites one must maintain their inner light. Perception of reality is not a reflection of reality but a reflection of one’s own mind. What we think others are isn’t what they are but what we are. One must override their own internal story and actively push to believe a more positive understanding of the nature around them. It is possible for assistance in removing these parasites but only possible through the Light of a true heart. An awakened individual that recognizes the difference in projection from others and how reality is shaped through what we consciously believe to be real. There is no timetable for how long the process will take, only known that through close proximity to the auric field of True light can vaporize and transmute these parasites.
by ElijahBDavid August 21, 2025
Get the Inter-dimensional Parasite mug.A foundational model for understanding parascience—fields of inquiry that exist alongside conventional science without necessarily opposing it—along two fundamental dimensions. The first axis runs from Empirically Testable (claims that could potentially be investigated through observation and experiment) to Empirically Untestable (claims that currently resist scientific investigation due to methodology limits or phenomenon nature). The second axis runs from Mainstream-Compatible (findings could potentially integrate with conventional science) to Mainstream-Incompatible (findings would require fundamental revision of scientific paradigms). These two axes create four parascience categories: testable-compatible (fringe physics, some parapsychology research), testable-incompatible (phenomena that would break known physics if confirmed), untestable-compatible (philosophical questions, some spiritual experiences), untestable-incompatible (realms claimed to be beyond any possible investigation). The model reveals that parascience isn't a single thing—it's a diverse landscape of claims with different relationships to scientific method and scientific orthodoxy.
The 2 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum "You lump all parascience together as 'woo.' The 2 Axes show otherwise: telepathy research is testable but incompatible (would break physics). Meditation experiences are untestable but compatible (they don't contradict science). Different axes, different statuses. Not all parascience is the same kind of not-science."
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