Total Paranoia

Ready or not, it's like Total Paranoia.
You know how to pray, but he won't go away...

Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."

Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"

Hym "I don't know what you mean."

Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."

Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷

Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."

Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"

Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."

Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"

Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."

Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."

Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."

Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

Pagan Festival Orb

PUMPKIN

A Pagan Festival Orb is another name for a Pumpkin

by racing CPA October 27, 2011

palanqueen

a queen who used to travel, or liked to travel, by palanquin.

She was a palanqueen and always preferred brand-new palanquins.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

Pajanous

A truly terrible insult that should be taken seriously. it is calling

someone a penal jack anus.

"Man, that guy is so pajanous"

by NotTheChosenOne April 4, 2012

Pamantha

To be so terrible at something that it is the equivalent of sucking 4 dicks at a time (at least)

I can't believe I got DC with pick 3, i pamantha'd that up!

by thebarracuda March 20, 2013

pagan birthday priest

An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.

Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."

Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."

Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."

Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."

Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."

by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 25, 2013

palanza

The biggest cuckold in the universe

Palanza cucked around all day.

by Bitchboy 1798 August 3, 2017