Parked Up

When you are inside a motor vehicle, while it is in the "parked position"

Manz are parked up outside the bando.

The Jit has been parked up for a hot minute

by #C4 September 21, 2020

Parker

That one kid with the badass yankees hat that you just gots to have.

me: Ayo! you wanna help me take Parker's hat?
Friend: Oh yeah! fo shit sure!

by Tibonezone November 10, 2021

Parker

There are 3 types of Parkers. The average Parker is so fucking annoying like shut the hell up. He also has a record for tiniest dick, it looks like a vagina. The rarer middle name parker is still annoying but he can easily get you to care about him. He's also an asshole sometime, though he will restore your faith in Parkers. Then there is the girl parker. Said to be the spawn of Satan she will kill you with her annoying personality and you will hate her for the rest of your life. She's also such a fucking dumb blonde. Legends say that one day the 3 Parkers will meet and have a legendary battle. However if the girl parker wins Armageddon will start and all hope will be lost. They're all really tall or really short though.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Parker over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah she's so fucking stupid."

Person 1: "No not her, that Parker over there messing with Jacob."

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

ponch parade

When you see a group of two or more persons all with a ponch, it is classified as a ponch parade

Yesterday i went to Wendy's and i saw a Ponch Parade! It was gross!

by Corey Mann June 30, 2008

Police Parade

When a cop is driving under the speed limit and no one will pass him for fear of getting a ticket creating a long line of slow moving cars.

It seemed like it took forever to get here today because I got behind a Trooper who was in the left lane and was going 55 in a 70 and everyone was afraid to pass him. I hate being in a police parade.

by hamezz November 5, 2011

Mayday Parade

No cap the best band ever

Without Mayday Parade I'd be miserable at best

by anarchyinthesk December 4, 2022

Reverse Rosa Parked

When white people go to see a black people movie, (Ex: A Tyler Perry movie) and the whole theater is filled by black people so the white people are forced to sit in the front row.

Man, me and Ryan went to go see Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain, and the whole top of the theater was filled by Black people so we had to sit in the front row. We totally got Reverse Rosa Parked.

by Triggidy August 11, 2013