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Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.
Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…
by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025
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Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.
Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.
by RobDogSports August 8, 2023
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Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.
"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."
by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019
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Daddy paradox

Whether or not you would or could sleep with yourself if you had access to a time machine.
Dude1: dude did you heard about that new STI?

Dude2: Yeah Nathan got it from himself durin a daddy paradox so i think your find to be a ho as he is majorly autosexual
by Starvin666 January 18, 2025
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Based Misogyny Paradox

The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.
Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”

Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”

Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”

Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”

Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”

Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”

Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*

- Based Misogyny Paradox
by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023
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pitbull paradox

When something is loved, owned, sought 9r, even hated based upon precieved value it adds by status. Those involved don't understand its care or details leading to mass misunderstanding, precieved danger etc.
The subject is then banned, barred or hunted for that perception until another group determined an injustice and, rally to protect it.
Many non-binary groups have been subject to the pitbull paradox being misunderstood or condemned and hunted until recently we realized it was unjust, unfair and prejudice
by HungryRobotics June 26, 2021
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The Rickroll Paradox

Say to Rick Astley himself: "Give me UP. Now you either have to give me up or let me down"
A reddit user has attempted to create a black hole using The Rickroll Paradox
by ColorsMakeYouHappy September 23, 2021
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